Tony: Tell ya what, since I like you so much, I'll even throw in ultra rare footage of Steve jacking off in the shower if you leave me alone for a whole year! Whaddya say?
Coulson: ...a breach of privacy that obscene is highly inappropriate and will be confiscated at once.
Tony: *Sigh* that's a shame. Now no one will be able to witness the good Captain all wet and naked and flushed, his strong, lean body slightly bent over, open mouthed and panting, desperately touching and stroking himself in every intimate place imaginable on his pure virgin body, his glistening, sinewy muscles just begging to be groped by-
Coulson: 6 months.
Um I'd like a copy too Tony I won't even ask questions about how or why you got footage of that in the first place just please give it to me
Confession time: when I went to see the Avengers the first time, I was expecting to come out shipping Science Bros above all else (which I do ship regardless), but I actually came out shipping one-sided Capsicoul the most. Uuuuuntil I went to see it again and fell in love with the Stony master race but yeah. I haven't read that many Capsicoul fics, but the few I have read have been surprisingly angsty. I just want comically stalker-ish Coulson and slightly creeped out Steve, is that too much to ask? That's how the movie did it c'mon ;_;
And idc that this is only vaguely related, you should watch this cute shit right now.
Tony+Coulson (c) Marvel
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