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A consummate professional by Livefreedieyoung A consummate professional by Livefreedieyoung
Tony: Tell ya what, since I like you so much, I'll even throw in ultra rare footage of Steve jacking off in the shower if you leave me alone for a whole year! Whaddya say?
Coulson: ...a breach of privacy that obscene is highly inappropriate and will be confiscated at once.
Tony: *Sigh* that's a shame. Now no one will be able to witness the good Captain all wet and naked and flushed, his strong, lean body slightly bent over, open mouthed and panting, desperately touching and stroking himself in every intimate place imaginable on his pure virgin body, his glistening, sinewy muscles just begging to be groped by-
Coulson: 6 months.
Tony: 9.
Coulson: Deal.

Um I'd like a copy too Tony I won't even ask questions about how or why you got footage of that in the first place just please give it to me :iconpapcryplz:

Confession time: when I went to see the Avengers the first time, I was expecting to come out shipping Science Bros above all else (which I do ship regardless), but I actually came out shipping one-sided Capsicoul the most. Uuuuuntil I went to see it again and fell in love with the Stony master race but yeah. I haven't read that many Capsicoul fics, but the few I have read have been surprisingly angsty. I just want comically stalker-ish Coulson and slightly creeped out Steve, is that too much to ask? That's how the movie did it c'mon ;_;

And idc that this is only vaguely related, you should watch this cute shit right now.

Tony+Coulson (c) Marvel
~Paint Tool SAI~
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andysanime2011 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014
0///0 oh goodness
LoucieLetMeLoveYou Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student Artist
Dang I could picture what sweet innocent Steve does in the shower now.
sk8trbabe93 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
best deal ever made
runwithanime Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013

I can see this happening  
beizanten Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013
tony is a creep. Steve will kill both of them if he know
Livefreedieyoung Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
Ehhh, I think he'd kill Tony, but be awkward around Coulson :iconimsotiredplz:
beizanten Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013
hillarious. Poor Steve. They are pervs
Naomi-Daos Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
Coulson is the best fanboy ever!!!!
Fire-Ninja-Yamakaza Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
....Just Tony describing the tape has turned me onto IronxCaptain
LuminaBalderson Featured By Owner May 28, 2013
That made me laugh.
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