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A consummate professional by Livefreedieyoung A consummate professional by Livefreedieyoung
Tony: Tell ya what, since I like you so much, I'll even throw in ultra rare footage of Steve jacking off in the shower if you leave me alone for a whole year! Whaddya say?
Coulson: ...a breach of privacy that obscene is highly inappropriate and will be confiscated at once.
Tony: *Sigh* that's a shame. Now no one will be able to witness the good Captain all wet and naked and flushed, his strong, lean body slightly bent over, open mouthed and panting, desperately touching and stroking himself in every intimate place imaginable on his pure virgin body, his glistening, sinewy muscles just begging to be groped by-
Coulson: 6 months.
Tony: 9.
Coulson: Deal.


Um I'd like a copy too Tony I won't even ask questions about how or why you got footage of that in the first place just please give it to me :iconpapcryplz:

Confession time: when I went to see the Avengers the first time, I was expecting to come out shipping Science Bros above all else (which I do ship regardless), but I actually came out shipping one-sided Capsicoul the most. Uuuuuntil I went to see it again and fell in love with Stony but yeah. I haven't read that many Capsicoul fics, but the few I have read have been surprisingly angsty. I just want comically stalker-ish Coulson and slightly creeped out Steve, is that too much to ask? That's how the movie did it c'mon ;_;

And idc that this is only vaguely related, you should watch this cute shit right now.

Tony+Coulson (c) Marvel
~Paint Tool SAI~
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:icontaiyokaihybrid:
TaiyokaiHybrid Featured By Owner May 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I need this to happen €_€/*
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PrincessCreepypasta Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
Oh my gosh lol 
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Emilythewitch Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
Ha!
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andysanime2011 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014
0///0 oh goodness
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LoucieLetMeLoveYou Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student Artist
Dang I could picture what sweet innocent Steve does in the shower now.
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sk8trbabe93 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
best deal ever made
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runwithanime Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013
LOL

I can see this happening  
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:iconbeizanten:
beizanten Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013
tony is a creep. Steve will kill both of them if he know
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:iconlivefreedieyoung:
Livefreedieyoung Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
Ehhh, I think he'd kill Tony, but be awkward around Coulson :iconimsotiredplz:
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:iconbeizanten:
beizanten Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013
hillarious. Poor Steve. They are pervs
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:iconnaomi-daos:
Naomi-Daos Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
Coulson is the best fanboy ever!!!!
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Fire-Ninja-Yamakaza Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
....Just Tony describing the tape has turned me onto IronxCaptain
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:iconluminabalderson:
LuminaBalderson Featured By Owner May 28, 2013
That made me laugh.
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:iconlivefreedieyoung:
Livefreedieyoung Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
Thank you! :heart:
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:iconluminabalderson:
LuminaBalderson Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
You're welcome~!
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mybloodyvampireheart Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
ULTRA RARE FOOTAGE!!!! HAND IT OVER STARK!!!! I WILL FIGHT U!!!! :fight: LOL!!! BACK ME UP PHIL!!!!
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randomninja815 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
your little continuations of dialogue... you are like a shakespeare with those words...
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:iconlivefreedieyoung:
Livefreedieyoung Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
Aw shucks, thank you so much! :iconasdfghplz:
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:iconrandomninja815:
randomninja815 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
i just noticed/clicked the link you put in the description... i can't...i have lost my ability to even can...
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iStealUrCandy Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my tony u know how to work ur way out of trouble dont ya XD
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iStealUrCandy Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AND TY FOR THE VIDEO!!!! omg the face that got me was when loki was with thor!!!!! AHAHAH but i luv tony's faces in all of them <3~~
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TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Pfft~Tony just won the game.
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Ray191 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
LMFAO! That was awesome!
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:iconlivefreedieyoung:
Livefreedieyoung Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Thank you! :heart:
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WishesIWasHuman Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013
I wrote a quick fic of how Phil enjoys the tape. If anyone wants to read it: [link]
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:iconconsu:
CoNSu Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That Son of Coul x'D


OMG the youtube video was really awesome, thak you to put the link
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:iconlivefreedieyoung:
Livefreedieyoung Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
You're very welcome :3
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CandyassGoth Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LMFAO!!! Well, at least we know Tony wouldn't be one of those possessive lovers like HE'S ALL MINE. I guess co'z he is Tony Stark, he doesn't need to be possessive or jealous XD

HAHAHHAA!! Oh I do like this pairings as well, its like...onesided canon, Coulson really didn't hide his...er...crush. Or obsession. I like obsession...so cute... LMFAO no but you right, creeper stalker-ish Coulson and creeped out Cap is fun XD
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chemical-kissez Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I totally agree with you on Capsicoul. Angst just doesn't fit in there for me.
What about Thorki, though?
And omfg the Caramelldansen *u* I died on cuteness overload!
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varjotaiteilija Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Wow, uwsomness, I'm so dead now, you know... :nirvana:
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:iconlivefreedieyoung:
Livefreedieyoung Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
I never set out with the intent to kill anyone, but when it happens I'm very flattered :iconsadcraiplz: :Thank you! :heart:
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varjotaiteilija Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Professional General Artist
Hahaha, I see... np, you're most welcome! :flirty:
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Indigomaiden Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
LOL XD
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IGetThatReference Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Just a question: Why do you have all if these things, Tony? O///0
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:iconlivefreedieyoung:
Livefreedieyoung Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
I know if I lived with Steve, there'd be cameras installed literally everywhere, even in his clothes. So I don't blame Tony one bit :iconahurrplz:
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foxesdemonica Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Coulson should have held put for a live feed into Steve's shower being routed to his laptop.
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smilyimp Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Heh... :heart:
This is so cute, hahahahahaha :giggle: :XD:
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Livefreedieyoung Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Thank you very much! :iconzxcvbnmplz:
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XxGloomyPrincessxX Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist
Waaaaaaaaah :heart: YOU made my day! :iconuwaaahplz::iconnosebleedingplz: I'm going to giggle the whole evening now because of your comic and the Caramelldansen video :D Thihi :giggle:
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:iconlivefreedieyoung:
Livefreedieyoung Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
Thank you very much! :heart:
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GeekFreak315 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
may i ask, was the "captain tightpants" a firefly refrance?
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:iconlivefreedieyoung:
Livefreedieyoung Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
I've never watched Firefly, so nope :iconimsotiredplz:
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Lina-Chan14 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist
Oh lawd! Poor cap xD
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stuff-I-do Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
OMG i felt the same about science bross when i found for the first time this shiping avengers-verse :p i liked Science-bross ship but then Stony just stole COMPLETELY my heart. seriously. I think Cap-coulson is cute :3 but i dont ship them. I cant ship Tony with anybody than Cap now, its irremediable i'm afraid lol. Well, maybe with Peps
I LOVED this♥
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Akali13 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
Me thought reading the link: Hmm, cutest thing ever? Avengers? That reminds me of Carmelldansen *singing carmelldansen while going to link.

"AVENGERS-CARMELLDANSEN" O.O ...... :iconimhappyplz:


Just reading that description. :iconwantplz:
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SerenityAbyss Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
LOL Oh Coulson.
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PrincessOfTheDark25 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
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ashisferkinawesome Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY GOD I SAW THE VIDEO AND MY EYES ARE MELTING FROM THE CUTENESS!!!! ASFHLHFDVBJTXHOFSHOLKGFSGJLL and phil u perverted fanboy...
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Livefreedieyoung Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
ISN'T IT JUST THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER?! I'VE SEEN A LOT OF CARAMELLDANSEN'S IN MY DAY BUT THAT ONE IS EASILY MY FAVOURITE I MEAN DEM MOVIE REFERENCES :iconawestruckplz:
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ashisferkinawesome Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OHMIGERD IT'S THE BEST!!!!
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