>Be the first one who's initially super nice to Bilbo >Be helpful to him throughout the film >Encourage him throughout the film >Look out for his wellbeing throughout the film >Suddenly cockblocked by your super sexy king at the last minute
I've been a happy multishipping pair-everyone-with-everyone whore for a while AND YET I can't really do that with this fandom. Like I feel weird splitting Thorin and Bilbo up b-but I also like Bofur/Bilbo and I just want sweet sweet Bofur to be happy. Don't even get me started on Fili/Kili, splitting them up is like amputating them, it just feels gross and wrong and if I ship one with someone else the other has to somehow be involved too threesomes aw yeah
honestly that shouldn't be as appealing as it sounds since they're all like 5 feet at most while i'm pushing 5'10 but idc short people are the prettiest and cutest and dwarves >>> elves 4 life yeah you heard me ヾ(*´ー`)ノ
D-don't feel sad. G-go on supporting Thilbo. Bofur would want it that way if it means Bilbo gets to be happy. B-Bofur only cares about what's best for him ;_;
-Ships Thilbo-
-Now feels sorry for Bofur-
asjdsjf I love this so much. ;u;
Thank yooou!
You're welcome xD
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH